Dating jokes humor

11-Jul-2020 04:51

He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Well, not until Dylan leaves." Dylan said, "Okay, have fun, I guess," and left.Dylan's wife then proceeded to have wild sex for the rest of the day with the genie.You know your getting older when a fortune teller offers to read your face.When you’re over 50 you can still do all the things you did when you were 17, that’s if you don’t mind making a complete prat of yourself.I’m getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. You know you’ve had one birthday too many when your cake collapses from the weight of the candles.Are you going to have candles on your birthday cake?

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While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! " Dylan turned to his wife, who said, "I guess for all that, I should.The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to make a talk about yachting," his wife thought this a little peculiar but said nothing more and went to sleep. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. And now for my wish, I have been cramped up in that lamp for many years so its been a while since I've been with a woman.